Parliamentary rules on a tech team...

Video-Game Tech-Team-Motion-1329
Rules of Debate: None
Motion Moved to the floor for vote: March 16, 2010
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* Anyone who breaks the build owes the author of the Jabroni Report $1000.00 for each occurrence.
* If any intern refuses to fill the coffee pot with water, The Jabroni Report may assign a senior engineer to get said water.
* All design decisions now require final approval from the Jabroni Report.
* We will share technology across all studios. The game teams will be required to pull these updates. Technology that will be shared includes a traffic system, a pedestrian system, an audio system, and a streaming system. None of these systems will work, but there will be mandatory merges.
* The Jabroni Report team will no longer be required to wear pants to the office. All team members must wear two pairs of pants (not including shorts) to compensate.
* Lunch times for all team members (not including production) is limited to 8 minutes per day.

Result of vote on Video-Game Tech-Team-Motion-1329:
Aye: 1
Nay: 17

Video-Game Tech-Team-Motion-1330
Rules of Debate: The tech team deems motion 1329 to have passed.
Motion Moved to the floor for vote: March 17, 2010
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* All tech team members will receive a $100 cash bonus every time they break the build.
* Interns may, to retain their dignity, refuse to get water without repercussion.
* Lunch times for all team members will be increased 50% over the official lunch time allotment as laid out in the video-game-tech-team rules and regulations.
* Tech sharing will never, ever include a mandatory physics system.
* Team members are allowed to wear shorts to the office!

Result of vote on Video-Game Tech-Team-Motion-1330:
Aye: 18
Nay: 0

I could get used to this...