Get well Burt...

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I'm not one who tends to care one way or another regarding celebrity health, but the fact of the matter is that the Jabroni Report staff felt it was necessary to break tradition to call out a true American hero...Burt Reynolds. As most of you who attended tonight's six hour Jabroni Report candle-light vigil service know, Burt, along with Sean Connery, represent a dying breed of humans in this country called "men." Burt, or as I like to call him, Burt, has the hairy chest and iconic "manstache" that defines what it is to be a red-blooded man of the world. When Burt finally leaves us, our masculine role models will instantly shift to Leonorda DiCaprio and Ashton Kutcher, who are one step up on the masculinity scale from Paris Hilton and Blake Lively.* Get well, Burt.

* Aside: I literally have no idea who Blake Lively is. This is a name I've somehow absorbed into my psyche through cultural osmosis.